로드니 데인저필드(Rodney Dangerfield)의 One Liner Insults(재치 있는 짤막한 농담) 모음

Dangerfield during an open air show in New York in 1978

로드니 데인저필드(Rodney Dangerfield, 1921. 11. 22 - 2004. 10. 5): 각본가, 배우, 성우

Greatest Bits, Romeo Rodney, 20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: The Best of Rodney Dangerfield, No Respect

로드니 데인저 필드, 인생은 다만 한 통의 살구 씨일 뿐이다.

Rodney Dangerfield, Life is just a bowl of pits.

로드니 데인저필드의 One Liner Joke/Insulting 재치 있는 짤막한 농담/모욕

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning.. put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I was so poor growing up.. If I wasn't a boy, I'd never had nothing to play with.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

One day Icame home early from work.. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.

A girl phoned me the other day and said.. Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

I was such an ugly baby.. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

No, my power can only be used for the good.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

and one more thing:

Rodeny, Rodny, Dangrefield는 오타.

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One-Liner Wisdom for Today's Guys (Paperback) -  Dean, Jeffrey/Multnomah Pub